(Source: newhybridkilla, via lostm1nd)
Tourists ruin everything.
Me in 30 years.
God damn it.
I need a new phone.
I got drunk after seeing Transformers last night.
And I was playing about with the settings on my phone.
Found ‘Airplane mode.’ and thought “Fuck yeah!”
Activated it and threw my phone into the sky!
It just fell and hit the ground, cracking the screen.
Worst. Transformer. Ever.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
Midnight - Adrina Thorpe
Against The Grain - Hudson
A map of every McDonald’s in the country.
